SAY WAT?!?!?!

Aug 30

beyoncempire:

when someone changes their url

image

Aug 30
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

so are we gonna ignore the fact that there’s a broken knife in the cheese?

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

so are we gonna ignore the fact that there’s a broken knife in the cheese?

Aug 30
spicy-vagina-tacos:

THESE FUCKING FISH BOWLS ALWAYS MADE ME SO FUCKIGN MAD LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THEM ON THEIR GODDAMN HEADS. THE OPENING IS UP TOP GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

spicy-vagina-tacos:

THESE FUCKING FISH BOWLS ALWAYS MADE ME SO FUCKIGN MAD LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THEM ON THEIR GODDAMN HEADS. THE OPENING IS UP TOP GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Aug 30

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

image

Aug 30
ifoundoutatzeropoint:

pleatedjeans:

via

aww
Aug 30

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

Aug 30

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

Aug 30
Aug 30
marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

Aug 30
Aug 30

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet